Happy New Year (Merry Xmas Parody) (I know it's like a week late but I started it just after Christmas and only just came up with ideas to finish it. Anyways, this is a parody of Slade's 'Merry Xmas') Are you hanging up the streamers on the wall? It's the time when Santa's toilet is top-full, Do you put away the christmas crackers, To use for next year? Are you fed up of all the festive cheer? So here it is, Happy New Year, Everybody's getting pissed, Look at the toilet, Because everybody's mi-i-issed! Are you waiting for your guests to arrive? Are you sure your all gonna fit inside? Do your friends always tell you, That your party is the best, The they go and say the same about the rest? So here it is, Happy New Year, Everybody's getting pissed, Look at the toilet, Because everybody's mi-i-issed! What will your friends think, When they see what you have to dri-ink! Ah! Are you taking the decorations off the walls? Are you hoping that the rain won't start to fall? Do you love the season winter? Or do you hate the snow? Either way you've got another year to go! So here it is, Happy New Year, Everybody's getting pissed, Look at the toilet, Because everybody's mi-i-issed!