Hilarious kid Joke A kid had to learn his ABC as homework. He asked his mum who was on the phone, "Muum, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" "Shut up." she said. Then he said to his brother who was watching the footy, "Steve, what's the second letter of the alphabet?" YEEEAAAHHH!" he said. His dad was watching the darts. "Dad, what's the third letter of the alphabet?" "100!" said dad. He went to his little bros room. "Billy, what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" "In-my-little-beep-beep-car!" Billy said. The next day, he came back into school and his teacher asked him to say the alphabet. "Shut up" he said. "Do you want to go to the head?!" said his teacher. "YYEEEAAAHHH!"he said. The head asked him: "How many times have you been here?" "100!" said the kid. "How do you plan to get out of this?" "In-my-little-beep-beep-car!" he said. LOL!