Fat Cat Gus was a fat cat. Gus (or Augustus) wasn't even his full name-Augustus Tubbus Maximus was, and he belonged to some VERY posh people who believed in VERY posh names and a VERY posh #lifestyle. So they named a cat with 3 names. Gus hated them all-especially Maximus. That's such a dog name! All the other cats were called Fluffy or Mittens or Tabby, but try finding a cat called Augustus! So Gus decided to march right out of his home and go and live somewhere else with a new name and a new #life...! After breakfast... So now he had had breakfast, Gus walked right out of the cat flap and searched for a new #life... ...But he got stuck in the cat flap. Gus wriggled and squiggled and twisted and turned and FINALLY got through! He first decided to go in next door's garden. He liked to tease the annoying puppy that lived there as he always bit his bum! Gus tried to jump up on the fence... ...And jumped INTO it... He decided to leave next door for later. Gus wanted to roam the streets! A couple of streets down there was a BIG dog called Titan. Gus didn't know about Titan-he also didn't know that Titan hated cats!!! AND GUS WAS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR TITAN'S STREET! Titan saw Gus. Gus saw Titan. And Gus ran faster than he had ever ran before. He had NEVER actually ran before! Titan chased Gus all the way back to his street. And Gus launched through the cat flap, wriggled and squiggled JUST making it through! I don't think Gus will be going on any more adventures, do you?