My 1st Blog - Aww This is a blog and this me. Hello there! Now, what do I put in these things? Just as long as I keep away from all those 'Heres-A-photograph-of-what-I-look-like-today---much-the-same-as-yesterday-but-this-is-a-different-filter-on-instagram' / 'Feelings,blah,blah, angry, upset' ... Like the people over on Tumblr then I think I'm going to be alright. "So, what's new" I hear none of you asking? Well let me explain my tiny invisible audience. I'm currently in the land of the free, where people frequently get shot and the cheese burger is also a form of currency. I am in the great U.S.A... for a vacation. Specifically I am in Dallas, Texas. This is a long long way from home. Home for me being the quaint little Island of Great Britain. This is my first time visiting America and so far I can report that I'm missing proper tea, real chocolate, and the English language. I am very much sure I will touch on all my experiences as and when they happen over here, but for now I feel I need to venture out and experience (what I have been told) the sunshine outside. Sunshine doesn't exist in the U.K ... this is a phenomenon in it's own entirety and well worth the trip over here just to experience it. I must dash now. Ideally, I need to get my head down and start to narrow down what I want to do these blogs about. Something, relevant like; the advantages & disadvantages of 3D porn. Maybe? (Noted) Joke! I shall be filling my timeline with nonsensical bullshit, because #life is too serious. Let's have some fun. Toodle pip!