My Favourite Top Ten Jokes! No.1: What Do you get when You drop a Piano Down a Mineshaft? A-flat Minor. No.2: Why do elephants have trunks? They Would look silly with glove compartments. No.3: Charlie: How did you get that black eye? Luke: You see that tree in the playground. Charlie: Yes. Luke: Well I didn't. No.4: Abigail: My teacher gave me a detention for something I didn't do. Mum: that's terrible what didn't you do? Abigail: my homework. No.5: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? The chicken wasn't invented. No.6: Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds-eye. No.7: What did the scientists say when he found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it. No.8: What happened when a dog, a tap and a tomato ran a race? The dog was in the lead the tap was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup. No.9: Three tomatoes went on a walk the daddy tomato squeezed the little tomato and said ketchup! No.10: Two crisps were walking down the road when a car stopped, "Do you want a lift" it asked "No thanks" said one crisp "we're walkers". If you don't get any of these jokes please post a message on opuss.