My Favourite Top Ten Jokes! No.1: What Do you get when You drop a Piano Down a Mineshaft? A-flat Minor. No.2: Why do elephants have trunks? They Would look silly with glove compartments. No.3: Charlie: How did you get that black eye? Luke: You see that tree in the playground. Charlie: Yes. Luke: Well I didn't. No.4: Abigail: My teacher gave me a detention for something I didn't do. Mum: that's terrible what didn't you do? Abigail: my homework. No.5: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? The chicken wasn't invented. No.6: Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds-eye. No.7: What did the scientists say when he found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it. No.8: What happened when a dog, a tap and a tomato ran a race? The dog was in the lead the tap was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup. No.9: Three tomatoes went on a walk the daddy tomato squeezed the little tomato and said ketchup! No.10: Two crisps were walking down the road when a car stopped, "Do you want a lift" it asked "No thanks" said one crisp "we're walkers". If you don't get any of these jokes please post a message on opuss.

What we is need star peace, not Star Wars!

The werewolf! Sobbing in the dark, Hearing the dogs bark, The sound of him makes me shiver, The look of him makes me quiver, Quite an ordinary guy, Until you here him shout and cry, What's that coming up to me? What could it be, A warm hand brushes past, Hope is here at last, Oh No it's come to take me back, Back to the wolf pack.

Liliana love-fang. 12/12/13 Thursday. What is there for a vampire to do? It's not the easy #life people expect, for starters we have to be extra careful, there are people looking for us all the time with special devices to detect us even in human mode. Today was a fairly normal day. We went into town like every other vampire on a weekend. Usually we don't really buy anything just hang around and kind of just chat! Come to think of it I had to top up on fang sharpener. Minds you this particular week town was beautiful even the dingy bit had a bauble or two. Us vampires celebrate Christmas just as much as living, human souls. Actually come to think of it I was invited to a party with strict orders to be home by 120 maybe he was a werewolf and that's when he turned. (Hey humans, werewolf's don't just turn at a full moon). Anyway Me and Skyler had to leave 11:45 anyway because we had a tingling feeling that are human family (there're two different worlds see) were coming to check on us. So we turned into the two cats that we knew were outside and snook up to our velvet quilted beds. (Ha, there is another fact we can turn into any animal not just midnight bats). Next time you meet up with your friends take a second look at them! Maybe your friends have a grave secret like me! (Grave get it, vampires are half dead). Liliana love-fang 12/12/13 Thursday.