:P My Attempt At Being Funny One day, a teacher set an assignment to write a report about anything of interest. Daniel, a student, went home not knowing what to write the report about. He decided to ask his family. "Hey mom!" He called out "what should the first subject for my report be?" "Go away! I don't have time for you, if you haven't noticed yet!" She called out in reply He went to his dad, who at the time was watching darts. "Hey dad! What should the second subject of my report be?" "180!!!!" His dad cried out "Hey Jack!" He called out to his big brother " what should the third subject of my report be?" "BATMAN!!!" Called out his brother, who was watching batman "Hey Nathan, do you have any ideas?" "Riding in my little broom-broom car!" Sang his little brother The next morning, he hadn't got his report in. "DANIEL HILL! Where is your report?!" " go away, I haven't got time for you, if you haven't noticed yet!" "Excuse me mister? How old exactly do you think you are?!" "180!" "Pardon me, Mr. Hill?! Who exactly do you think you are?" "BATMAN!" "How do you think you're going to get out of all of this trouble?" "Riding in my little broom-broom car!"