Waking up to hear a blasting gale at 6, Eating cold soggy cereal My dog smells ghastly Her dirty paws are all over SCHOOL UNIFORM I can't find my Art homework, The one where I spent HOURS on last night, I find it drying on the floor, With a little chew marks going up and down! The showers ice cold, And the hair dryer hates me, I get into the warm solitude of the car, But half way into the journey to school... I realised I had forgotten my Art homework *based on true events*