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Proof That God Exists I can prove that god exist, and she has a sense of humor with a single word. Farts. Think about evolution, survival of the fittest. When our ancestors were trying to sneak up on or hide from saber-toothed tigers, god put the gas vent between two big bologna flaps. What evolutionary purpose could the sound of a fart actually serve? None. In fact, "brrrrrrpt," was highly likely to get your 45th great grandad eaten, or to scare off his lunch. The only logical conclusion is that god thinks farts are as funny as we do. So fart with faith that you are expressing the voice of god from between your buttocks. #fart #god

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