Liars In The Classroom Teachers have a special trick Hidden up their sleeve It's something to show those who deceive This special, handy trick makes them able to pick, The horrible liars in the classroom First they get to know you by looking at your books, A way to tell that they suspect you is that they give strange looks, First, they see how much homework you've handed in, And yes, they do know about the maths teacher and the drawing pin! So teachers will know who uses the excuses, The common, the strange and the utterly insane! They're onto you, your teachers DON'T UNDERESTIMATE TEACHERS