The Good Old Days Remember the good old days... Before penicillin The sniffles could kill you Half your family died at birth Kids were eaten by bears on the way to school You could smoke at the hospital while visiting your brother in an iron lung There were no food safety regulations Highways didn't exist There was one tv channel and you couldn't show a toilet or a married couple in the same bed Racism was cool People wore long sleeved wool clothing year round Every time you had sex, somebody got pregnant You had to poop outdoors Drinking water was dangerous