Fair And Square Think i was lazy even when I was a sperm! The only way I won was wait till all the other sperm was tired from running back and forward all the time and I just happily walked past them all, I did tell em many times!! Patient I told em i don't fancy being wiped on a tissue and flushed down the toilet but none listened they didn't even know what a toilet was, then again neither did I but I had my guesses! End of the day I won fair and square.