What?! I was shoved off my seat And out on the floor The principal stood me before the entire grade He didn't mean it, I'm sure. He asked who I liked What I wanted for my birthday "My crush," I thought. That was something I would never say. He knew I liked him He always had He said something about it Why would he do that? One of his friends Never one of mine Stood and started to call That he was the love of my #life. Though he wasn't wrong Why the heck would he? Trying to be funny I- Presume Now the guy knows Now he has his confirmation I tell everyone I've moved one But that's just in my desperation