Friday Fun #7 There once was a joke that was so very funny Made your eyes spill tears and your nose go runny But it had been so long and all humour was spent Everyone had forgotten just how the thing went... @leelee101 They needed a joke to make them laugh and chuckle Make their bellies wobble and their knees buckle But no one could remember the really funny joke Until one day the wee Irish man woke up and spoke @sammielee46 Some say it started with a knock at the door While others disagree and say it was so much more Paddy leaned on his spade with a shrug 'T'be sure I canny mind the line or my name isnee Doug' @burrfoot But even with his spade he couldn't dig up 'that' joke After a few (bottles) of the good stuff, he was a forgetful bloke He called to his dog, and told it of his dilemma, It replied "I'm only a dog, how the f*** do I remember! @sjw Paddy just smiled as his dog spoke perfect English They "talked" into the night about how the jokes are always on the Irish But then in walked a women who said she was from Essex And the dog said "oh f*** this is going to get complex @smellyfingers Dressed to impress, six inch heels and ice rings A footballers’ surprise (the causer of hamstrings) Stood up real tall Swiped up a ball Stealing the dog with a swing. @yikici Now the Irishman complained with a yell And stood up but immediately fell He'd had too much to drink And could barely think So the girl ran off as well @Atlas Proposed contributor: @Wolfme76 Contributors: @leelee101 @sammielee46 @Burrfoot @sjw @smellyfingers @yikici @Atlas Yeeeeeaaah Friday Fun! Here's the rules, there are none. But here's how it goes; 1. Get tagged. 2. Do your thang, change the style if you like. That's a big hint, by the way... 3. Pick your vic. 4. Kik it to 'em. 5. Leg it. That's it, but if you feel your verse finishes the thing, then feel free to title it, and thy will be done. That's all there is to it. Enjoy... #FridayFun