I Must Not Be Late I was charged with writing on..

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I Must Not Be Late I was charged with writing one hundred lines. I started them with gusto. Why was I to do this thing? For being late. If you must know. So halfway there I hit a block My gusto up and left. What should I do to stay true? My heart it was bereft (yeah right). An excuse I decided is what I would need And to the gullible I would it feed. But what to say to those who ask As to why I failed at this simple task? My dog ate my iPad? Hmm maybe no. A lack of imagination that would show. My pet hamster went berserk? Yes, that excuse may just work. So please sir let me explain How I failed, to my deep shame. Hamster Harry's a crafty lad And savagely attacked my iPad. I know you won't be filled with hate. If I sincerely promise Not to be late.

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@leelee101

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ððððð Superb Jojo! Bloody brilliant, well done hun! ððð

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@leelee101 So can I leave detention now? ð

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@jojo72 oh no, you're far too naughty... ðð

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@leelee101 Meanie! ð©ð

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@jojo72 careful, or it'll be another 100... ð±ððð

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@leelee101 having school day flashbacks! ð±

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@jojo72 well you must have been a naughty girl Jojo! ðð

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@leelee101 I was quietly rebellious ð

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@jojo72 quietly rebellious? Can there be such a thing hun? ð³ððð

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@leelee101 only the rebellious elite can master it ð

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@jojo72 ah well I screwed that up, I was one of the noisy rabble! ððð

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@leelee101 ðWhy does that not surprise me? ð

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@jojo72 ð³ Jojo! You paint me with a rum coloured brush! ð But you're probably right.... ðð

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@leelee101 aww we all love you, rum coloured or no ðð

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@jojo72 aww you're just trying to get out of detention... ððð

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Me thinks Hampster Harry has a future, a techno wizard, a sleuth may be or some weird chef from the iPad graveyard...

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@leelee101 ð

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@Barknbite It won't be a long career if he keeps destroying my tech ð

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