This Charming Man Since the title happens to be my username: 'A punctured bicycle On a hillside desolate Will nature make a man of me yet ? When in this charming car This charming man Why pamper #life's complexity When the leather runs smooth On the passenger seat I would go out tonight But I haven't got a stitch to wear This man said "It's gruesome that someone so handsome should care" A jumped up pantry boy Who never knew his place He said "return the ring" He knows so much about these things'