3 Chuck Norris Rhymes Chuck Norris flew to mars one stormy night, that is why there are no traces or signs of #life. This is also a very true statement, that Chuck Norris can pick oranges off apple tree and make the best lemonade ever tasted. When I tell scientists this they throw a fit, but evolution is fake, there's just the animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

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