Friendzone I want to let you in on a secret. I'm not who you think I am. In fact, my disguise is so pathetic that I'm surprised you haven't discovered it already. I am the man of your dreams, masquerading as your best friend. I wish I could tell you this, but you'll just get scared and run away. So I'll let you go for now, in exchange for continuing to be near you. Hopefully you'll discover me one day.