Scooter Gangs They roam the streets on two wheels, their laughing and shouting strikes fear into the hearts of the everyday man and woman, soon the pavements we walk on won't be safe, Britain is being taken over by an outbreak of scooter gangs, ''how do we spot a scooter gang member?'' I hear you cry, well...I'll tell you. Scooter gang members are usually between the ages of 8 and 15, they roam the streets in packs of 3+, although it's been reported that they can grow as big as 20! They terrorise the streets we walk, getting in the way of shoppers and generally being a nuisance. How can they be stopped? After some extensive research in my lab (bedroom, playing black ops zombies) the only way they can be stopped is by destroying them, they have no brain, so head shots are useless. There is two ways to kill them, between the ages of 8 - 12 a good leg break will stop them, leaving them to starve since they can't scooter about on there scooter. The 13 - 15 year olds weakness is a good gunshot to the pecker, Johnson, lil jimmy, pee pee, widge...whatever is the funniest name for a penis, one good shot in the dick will put them down for good, since they only think from that area due to puberty. So be vigilant people, if you come across a scooter gang...destroy it!