The 3 Construction Workers There was 3 men who worked at a construction site. One was Italian, one was American and one was Norwegian. Every day they had lunch together, high up on a house they were building. And every day they had the same lunch. One day, the Italian man said "No, pizza in my lunch box again! If I get pizza tomorrow again, I'll jump down from here". The American man said "No, hamburger in my lunch box again! If I get hamburger tomorrow again, I'll jump down from here". The Norwegian man said "No, ham sandwich in my lunch box again! if I get ham sandwich tomorrow again I'll jump down from here". The next day, the Italian man got pizza, the American man got hamburger and the Norwegian man got ham sandwich, so they jumped. The men had a mutual funeral. The Italian's wife cried and said "he could have asked me to give him something else in his lunch box" and the American wife said the same thing, but the Norwegian wife kept quiet. The both wives looked at her with a strange look, and the Norwegian wife then said "Don't look at me, he made the sandwiches by himself"