Translate   11 years ago

Mace summer day, bored out of my mind, i decide to go to my friends house. i didn't like the kid, but there was nothing else better to do, so i just pretended to be his friend. i took stuff, ate his food, etc. i start visiting his house everyday for about a week until one day, i go upstairs into his mom's room and i find a vibrator. he doesn't know what it is though, so i just put it back, who knows where it's been. next day, find mace in his kitchen, use it on him to check if it works, it does. then i go upstairs to his mom's room to spray mace on every angle of the vibrator. next night, go outside at 110pm to walk the dog cause i'm bored. i walk past the guy's house to hear a bunch of screams from his mom's bedroom, see an ambulance coming from down the street, her son starts screaming, apparently at the sight of what's goin' on with the vibrator and the mace and the vag. i smile and continue walkin', his neighbors are all looking outside their windows to see what's goin' on. i just ignore it.

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