Getting older Oh I do think that I'm getting old I hate going out in the cold There's a pain in my back And it's starting to crack Oh I do think that I'm getting old Now my knees ain't no good any more They crack and I fall on the floor It's not very handy I'm starting to go bandy Oh I do think that I'm getting old The pain is now in me hips It's starting to get on me tits But at least I don't care Cos I've got a good pair Oh the pain is now in my hips. Now my bowels are starting to go And I wear this big nappy you no I don't have much luck Cos I walk like a duck Now my bowels have started to go Now I'm fat and I do like to eat I look down and I can't see my feet I don't think it's fair Cos I'm stuck in me chair Cos I'm fat and I do like to eat Now I don't let this get me down I still have to go into town I crack,and I fart But I still have a laugh No I don't let this get me down Now I don't mind getting old I sit in the warm, not the cold I sit and watch telly With my best friend Terry No I don't mind getting old.