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Gabe Newell - A Description Fact: Gabe Newell would win in a fight against all of the other CEOs In fact just send all of Microsoft and EA at him, it won't be enough The guards too, you'll need 'em In fact, give the guards flamethrowers, it won't save you The man runs on wishes and imagination, he's a steaming locomotive of pure gaming power You shut down a Mod because you thought it'd be better than Halo Wars? Gabe woulda just bought the Mod and made it official His power is unmatched Headshots do not kill, the beard protects Body shots? The flab absorbs Kinetic power You think you have gun? Gabe Newell has ALL OF THE GUN You think your helmet will save you? Newell has more hats than you have people in your country GABE MOFOING NEWELL

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