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TRUE...MAYBE A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age. -Robert Frost If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second one. -Johnny Depp If #life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. -Johnny Carson Happiness is good health and a bad memory. -Ingrid Bergman The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. -Bertrand Russell There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. -Colonel Sanders

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