The Lady Who Played Me Remember when I took those pills? The plan was just for a cheap, quick thrill, but it ended up a mess Those pills put me in such a trance You thought "I'll take off his pants" I remember thinking "this is crazy, I can't move. What has gotten into her? Is she going to do more?" The night was young, and turns out she did She planned this way before To fulfill her sick, sad crush She pulled down the waistband more Right around my boxer shorts She didn't do it by herself Oh no there's another one there Well it's over, this is real, just sweet These girls got me so fucked up just so they could have a peek. Please don't touch me, just look, no more Then she pulls off all my pants, and my boxers went as well I woke up the next morning, on the floor I passed out on. I only had my boxers on, which reminded me that I'd been robbed Robbed of my privacy, my right to cover my body This girl must be one pro at this, she had it all planned out The day I met her at the camping grounds, I wish I'd known she'd do me dirty, so she could get herself satisfied despite her #life of unrequited love. Next time, ask.