Two pieces of tarmac walked into a pub one of them said to the other 'I am the strongest piece of tarmac i am on the M1 100 trucks drive over me every hour.' The other one said 'oh so you think you are so tuff well i am on the M50 300 trucks drive over me every hour' as they were arguing a green piece of tarmac walked in the other two pieces of tarmac ran off and hid. The green tarmac had a pint of beer then walked out. The two pieces of tarmac came back out then the barman said'I thought you two were so tuff then they said 'oh no we are scared of him he is a cycle/syco path'. Sorry I just find that funny (-:
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