21st Century Girl I want my knight in shining armour to love me so pure and deep love my hard-earned chiseled collarbones fine stitched-up nose round firm ass that took 10000 squats to achieve dolled-up round eyes enhanced by 3 coats of mascara toned legs that go on forever in my 6-inch heels that make them look even longer i do like long things the other day my hairdresser told me that i should only wash my hair three times a week so that it'll look smooth and silky but who could afford that if i have to exercise to prevent myself from growing fat if i really had to choose between damaged hair and being fat i think i'd take the damaged hair on sick days i lie in bed and caress my hipbones to make sure that after being practically immobile for so long i can still feel them i want my knight to love me au naturale so i hope that hours of facials and treatments at the spa would make that possible and after all the breast fat i lost from working out i thought some implants wouldn't hurt just to even out the sexual appeal so at least when he gawks at those angels on the runway he would think hey my girlfriend isn't that far off looking like that could earn you many things like money rides passion and not to forget love because of course i just want my knight in shining armour to love me so pure and deep