Being The Oldest Caution: There is bad language in this short #poem. Sorry if it offends anyone. Do I look like your fucking mother? Just behave please, Just this once. I know you are my only brother, But you are annoying as fuck. I can't handle shouting all the time, It makes me angry, And stressed. I know I'm sucking at this rhyme, But please, just give it a rest. I may be the oldest in this room, I'm not your fucking mother, And sometimes, it's too much.