The Clever Leelopods I think I met a leelopod, Just before I spoke with you. I should've known that they were one But I didn't have a clue... I must admit I'm embarrassed, For appearing so unaware. But they looked to be quit human, From their shoes up to their hair. They spoke the perfect English Like the English spoke by kings, And they placed upon each finger A set of diamond wedding rings. They are a strange lot, With their braided nostril hairs, And the interesting thought behind Their outer underwear! But I promise they won't gain, Again an audience so dumb, Yes I now know what to look for now... A penis for a thumb!
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