Translate   12 years ago

The Superhero Do you even know how much superheroes get paid? Jack crap, that's how much! Oh, but you help people and make the world a safer place. That's great and all, but I still have to worry about paying rent; I've already had my electricity cut off three times this year already. I currently live in a crappy two room apartment with scenic views of a hobo peeing across the street. I work two jobs as well as saving the world. I sleep only one-to-two hours a night and I'm about read turn supervillain because at least then I'd have an awesome hide out and the ability to rob a bank guilt free.

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