Well Hey there! What you doing here ? You Lost? Well anyway whilst you're here I shall introduce myself ..... Well that's the thing I don't have a name . As you learn of my story you shall create a name for me . Anyway my story , well before there was me - there was you , before there was you there was me . And so on and so on . But you don't want to know about your own story you want to learn my story . Well if that's ok with you .. Is it ? Well then let us begin.