...walks In To A Bar A man walks in to a bar with a giraffe. He orders one pint for himself and ten for the giraffe. The giraffe downs his pints really quickly and passes out. The man finishes his pint and heads to the door. "Oy!" the barman shouts, "you can't leave that lyin' there!". The man turns back and says "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!".