〰 My Ninth Opuss 〰 Does my Opuss have only nine lives? It's just I think my ninth has died I posted too fast Shoved it in at the last And now it has finally expired That it went so quick was very sad But I re-read the Opuss and I must be mad That's the worst I've read No wonder it's dead Probably the worlds worst Opuss, it's that bad! I dug a hole out the back of the house And wrapped my Opuss gently in an old blouse Said a word or two Before in the hole I threw My iPhone, computer and mouse My whole ninth Opuss had passed I never saw it coming it was so fast Barely a mew No chance to pull thru At least it's at peace at last My ninth Opuss died a tragic death Curled up its toes and took its last breath Created such a stink Rotten inside I do think Hiding my red face with disgrace I quietly left