Things To Do In A Loo Cubicle Stick your open palm under the cubicle wall and ask "May I borrow a highlighter?" Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody makes a bodily function noise. Say "Hmmm, i've never seen that colour before." Drop a marble and say "Oh no! My glass eye!" Grunt and strain really loudly for about 30 secons then drop a melon in the toilet from about 6 feet. Sigh. Say "Now how did that get there?" Say "Humus. Reminds me of Humus."