Other Sherlock #quotes John Watsonchoking Sherlock) remember I was a soldier. I killed people! Sherlock: you were a doctor! John Watson: I had bad days. Watson: we should call the police Sherlockshoots into the air five times) there on their way Watson: oh gods sake! Sherlock;oh shut up its quick (A bit inappropriate) Sherlock: if I wanted to look at naked women I'd borrow John's laptop John: so you do borrow my laptop! Sherlock: I confiscate it John: oh Sherlock always replies. To everything he's mr.punchline. He will outlive god trying to have the last word. John: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you say it but its usually subtext (Via note taped to apartment door) crime in progress. Please disturb. WatsonSherlock has just told Watson his whole #life from small clues) that's amazing! It's incredible! Sherlock: that's not what people normally say Watson: what do people normally say? Sherlock: piss off