The Beginner! Are you sure this is right? It’s awfully tight, And I can’t quite get it in. You got told by your friend So I’ll try once again, But I think your nose is too thin! Ok, I’ll try your ear, But, Oh my dear, That’s worse than it was before. Two hours so far To shag in this car, We should have just shagged on the floor. I know, Well both strip of bare And I’ll check down there, To find a hole that fits. You just relax, And stay on your back, And I’ll play around with your tits!! I’ve found one by gum! Oh no, that’s your bum. Wait a minute there’s a hole next door. It looks the right size, Not to big, Not too tight, I’ve found what we’ve been looking for! I’ll just slip it in, What’s with the grin? Oh right, you like it this way! You should have just said, We could have stayed in bed, And shagged and shagged all day!!