Cats I have been studying cats through history and have found something I'm sure all my Facebook friends, cat lovers or not, need to know. Cats are fucking lazy. Everyone knows this. They just sit around all day and take the piss. However, they also save your #life buggy after night and nobody even realises. I have made a time table of what my cat does most days: 8am - sleep 9am - nap 9:30am - meow for food 9:33am - nap 100am - stretch 10:12am - 19pm - sleep 1:10pm - beg for food 1:34pm - go for a shit next door 1:47pm - come back and scratch the fireplace surround 2:36pm - nap 4:35pm - stretch and sleep again 5:47pm - cry for food 5:55pm - nap 63pm - roll around mental for no reason 6:51pm - nap or sleep 8:45pm - another shit 8:56pm - bring a dying mouse home 9:45pm - cry at the door 9:54pm - go hunting again Throughout all of this he/she looks at you like you're a piece of shit.. But then, and this is the amazing bit! 120am - 49am BATTLE AN EVIL GOBLIN WHO IS TRYING TO TAKE YOU SOUL! 4:10am - eat. Sleep. 7:54am - wake up for food, and accept no thanks for the midnight battle.. This is 100% true. So think twice next time you are resentful of your cat. If it wasn't for them, you'd all be dead.