My Green Socks I walk into the lounge in my green socks, People look at me, I give them the shocks. Sitting here now with my Ovaltene, Oh no, I think I've ruptured my spleen! Nee naw nee naw in the ambulance I go! Gotta go with the flow. Getting some oxygen I breathe hard, Look, I'm passing The Shard! The doctor's do their best to rebuild my broken body, Hope their work isn't too shoddy! I walk out all refreshed and mended, Not feeling offended.