One cloudy Sunday a fairy went up to a poor American and said " i can grant you 3 wishes choose them well and I will be back on Monday" the fairy came back and the poor man said that he would like to be rich. So the fairy granted the wish and came back the next day. The man asked for a gold mine and the fairy granted the wish and came back the final time and the man said that he had always wanted to be english. Everything that he wished for was taken away and the man said " what was that for" and the fairy said "the english work harder but have no millionaires!"