True Love It was love at first sight, So he took her to see the stars glistening in the night. They were beautiful stars, And he told her Each One Of Them Are Ours. She gave him a kiss to show her love, And when her and her family moved she wanted him to come. He told her I Can't, And before she left she wrote him a beloved chant. Her family moved to the beaches and had great fun, And it reminded her of him while she lay getting sun tanned by the sun. Months later he came, And when he did she told him no matter what everyone said that it wasn't lame. People at home teased him a lot, But he kept telling them At Least My Girlfriend Is Hot. This made them dumbfounded and they left him alone, Him and her celebrated by buying ice cream and putting them on their ice cream cones. They lived together happy, But then the boyfriend got kind of snappy. He demanded this and demanded that, It was as if he were chief and wearing a symbol by wearing a hat! She told him Enough Is Enough. I Can't Bear To Be Treated This Way, And he looked at her and said See What My Friends Have To Say. She saw right then he meant the bullies, And she couldn't remember what went wrong. It's Part Of #life her mom told her, Thank You she said, petting her cat and making it purr. Then she realized what went wrong, She told him she'd write him a song. So she did and called miss Taylor Swift, And boy - did she hand her a lift! Don't get bossed. -owl

Irregular He brought her roses, And many hoses. To water her plants, And some new watering-pants. He was irregular and she liked it, He wasn't the guy that was lazy and would only lie down and sit. He said I Love You three times each day, And she did the same, the first thing she ever said to him when she first saw him being Hey. They were athletic and cheap, Knowing junk would turn into a worthless heap. She couldn't help but to smile at his heart, She knew it'd never fall apart. Days passed, followed by months, Soon he started doing deer hunts. It was irregular, she told herself. Then she painted the word and put it on her shelf. A month passed and their love combined, Into two children with the color of the sun in their eyes. Both were daughters, special and sweet. Nothing could ever be better to win the compete. Years followed, and food came to the table, Followed by more deer, until she wondered if it were edible. She asked him after dinner and he said Yes, It's Edible. Why Do You Doubt? She answered, I Don't, But We Haven't Yet Eaten Cow. So he hunted cow and brought it back, The whole family loving that. She was happy with her irregular husband, Who wouldn't give her up for many in the trillions.