Blonde Moment Two blondes are walking down the street, one takes out a compact mirror from her bag and asks the other "The person in this photo reminds of someone, who is it?" The othe replies "It's me silly!"

Oh, so you think you know me now? Have you forgotten how, you would make me feel when you trapped my spirits down? Well thank youfor the pain, it made me raise my game, and I'm still rising I'm still rising yeah!' Whos laughing now - Jessie J

Hmmm… Every morning I have the same problem, should I wear my halo and wings or my horns and tail… Oh! Decisions, decisions

OK "Do you have a job?" "Yes, I'm a part time legend at Lidl!"

#life The akward moment when my friend says: "Do your grandparents have a DVD player?" "Umm, this is the 21st century not the sixties…"