Cheesy Jokes J: How do you make seven an even number A: take out the 's' J: Why are ghosts such bad liars? A: because you can see right through them J: What dog can jump high than a building? A: any dog, buildings can't jump J: What has four legs but can't walk? A: a chair
A Reason Not To Fart In Public There was this guy who needed to fart on the bus. The music was so loud he'd thought he could fart along to the tune. So he closed his eyes and farted as much as he could. By the time he had finished, he opened his eyes to find everyone on the bus staring at him..... He had his earphones on the whole time