The Robbery One normal day in Ireland until a bank was being robbed the robber's burst through the door one of the robbers: everybody get down this is a stick-up! Where's the vault he say's to one of the teller's the teller: please don't hurt me the teller said just shut up and open the safe the robber said just then a man walks out of the toilet's the robber's couldn't see him but he could see them he reached into his pocket he had a gun he was an undercover agent for the C.I.A the gun was loaded he stood up and said HEY LOOK AT ME he shoot's two of the robber's they fall to the ground then they run out of the bank THE END plz follow ppl

The Magician There once was a cat called jack he had a nice big hat and when he put his hand in he had a very happy grin and when he Took his hand out there was a very big trout he said oh my I was hoping for a pie so he dropped it in by it's big fin and he put his hand back in and he ha another happy grin he took his hand out and there Was a very big stout he said oh my where is my pie I put it in there with my swimwear and then I walked off with my jocks off