Mumbai My parents have gone to India with some friends. Mumbai? No, she's straight, but I don't think it's that kind of trip anyway.
Work I got to work from home today, Which was really bad because I'm a fireman.
Opuss One of the best made apps?
Marathon The family of the runner who died in the London marathon have said, "She was an inspiration" She's certainly inspired me Not to run a fucking marathon.
I walked into the pub and the barman said, "Your wife looked quite ravishing last night. Now what can I get you Bob?" "Whatever you've been drinking, mate."
