It Must Be Awful Hi to you all From this very mad man I do say hello Cause I know that I can Without any doubt My voice you shall hear For I am a dream One that you fear You're mind will be mine I'll control all of you You'll forget everything When dementia gets you

Good Start To The Year After being away for so long... I've got a bit of news for my fellow opussers... After 10mths of being separated from my ex-wife.. My new partner and I are 12 weeks pregnant, those that are on my Facebook would have seen the scan pic.. Those that want to see it.. Add me, Phil Woogi Mortz... Peace out all... Hope you're having a good start to the year

First Morning Task I woke up this morning Not a sound to be heard This only meant one thing It was time for a turd Sat on the throne Straining and heaving You can only imagine The stench that I'm leaving Now I feel better A little bit lighter The start of the day Has got a bit brighter So I'll leave you this message Of what I'd like to say Just have a turd To start off your day

I Deal With #depression I smile I laugh I joke around I walk I run Both feet on the ground Waving away Hands in the air People they laugh But I do not care I'll sit by your side Making you grin But what you don't know I'm dying within

I Hate Fate I started #life A happy young lad Ever so good Not doing much bad As I got older And aged to a teen I realised right then That I had turned mean As my teens flew on by I reached adulthood All I ever wanted Was go back to good I'd try and I try All of the time But fate has a hold Of this #life that is mine