Need A Wee.. Oh. deary. me, I need to have a wee, I keep tryin to ignore it Coz I'm snug in bed, you see? And though the toilets just next door I just can't face the cold tiled floor, But it's gettin worse, I'm wriggling, I'm shakin and I'm jiggling. The toilet heckles from next door, "haha you can't hold it anymore!" I close my eyes and slowly curse, The toilets right it's getting worse. And so I face the cruel defeat, I must go and freeze my nice warm feet, But there's one thing I've learned its true, When I need a wee head to the loo.

Words From My Daughter.. I have good news & bad news: the good news is I can ride my bike...the bad news is that I nearly died falling off of it!

Lie People don't change..they just find new ways to lie

King Of The Jungle Wandering around your tiny cage On the concrete floors, Wondering whatever happened To the great outdoors. You used to be a hero, The king of the jungle they said, When other animals heard your cry, They'd stoop and bow their heads. Now you are a circus freak, Get whipped and fed small scraps, For humans to stare and laugh, Laugh at you perhaps. Perhaps you're not as bad As people think you are, But little do they know You're smarter than them by far. Each day you wish you were wild and free, Though you're in your tiny cage, You're still a king to me.

Twisted Elegance Pictures of models and beauty queens, Admiring sex symbols in magazines, Going on diets to lose weight, Spending out hundreds just to look "great", Comparing yourselves to other girls, You have straight hair but now you want curls, If you can't love you.. Stop, and look inside you, You have a unique beauty no-one can match, For any boy you'd be a great catch, If you want to change do it for you, Not for some boy who wants a new you. Not everyone looks like a star, So love yourself for who you are.