Need A Wee.. Oh. deary. me, I need to have a wee, I keep tryin to ignore it Coz I'm snug in bed, you see? And though the toilets just next door I just can't face the cold tiled floor, But it's gettin worse, I'm wriggling, I'm shakin and I'm jiggling. The toilet heckles from next door, "haha you can't hold it anymore!" I close my eyes and slowly curse, The toilets right it's getting worse. And so I face the cruel defeat, I must go and freeze my nice warm feet, But there's one thing I've learned its true, When I need a wee head to the loo.