Stupid Ways We Act Around Crushes.
Hi. So, I just sort if noticed that girls can do some pretty immature things for the guys the have a crush on... And well, I thought it might be interesting to make a list of some of those things- for your entertainment. So, I hope you get entertained!
#1: I've noticed that, a lot of the time, people will laugh at everything their crush says(especially girls), just to make them feel like they're funny and fun to be around.
For example:
Boy: did you know raisins... Are grapes... Except dry?
Girl: HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD STOP IM DYING HAHAHA
#2: a lot of the time, girls will pretend to like something they hate just to make the boy think that they have a lot in common.
For example:
Girl: Ugh, my brother is so obsessed with soccer... He's trying to get me to go see a game with him and I just keep telling him 'ew, gross. I hate soccer.'
Boy: that's too bad. I love soccer.
Girl: what a coincidence, I do to.
Boy: but you just said-
Girl: I just find it so relaxing when giant men sweat a lot and pins each other violently.
Boy: ...right.
#3: might as well put in here that a lot of girls wear make up to impress guys/ make them look "pretty".
For example:
Boy: woah- what's on your face?
Girl: what are you talking about? This is how I naturally look!
Boy: then why do you look like a clown sat on your face?
Girl: oh! You mean this?? I just decided to put a dab of blush on... And maybe a little lipstick... Some eye liner... And you can't forget eye shadow.
Boy: ...
#4: some girls also like to stare at guys a lot, but try to make it seem none chalant , as if they were just looking in that general direction at the same moment the boy happens to glance in her direction.
Girl: *stares directly at him*
Boy: *looks up and makes eye contact*
Girl: *flips out, falls our of chair, then gets back up and dusts off pants and pretends like nothing even happened*
#5: the classic hair flip. Of course.
Boy: *Walking by*
Girls: *whips hair frantically and accidentally whips him in the face*
Boy: *fastens pace without looking back*
#6: casual small talk.
Girl: oh, hi, I didn't see you there.
Boy: okay.
Girl: so, whether is pretty cool, right?
Boy: sure.
Girl: how's your grandmother? Still in the hospital?
Boy: um... How did you know about that?
Girl: oh, someone told someone who told me, I think. You posted something about it on face book, right?
Boy: ...right.
#7: last but not least, asking him out.
Boy: oh, hi Gertrude.
Girl: hi, Luke, I thought maybe you might want to hang out sometimes?
Boy: wait... Seriously?
Girl: well, yea, I mean, obviously there's just so much chemistry between us and well, you're much to sensitive and wimpy to ask me out, so I thought I should. Now, obviously your answer is yes, so maybe you can just pick me up after school and take me to the movies- you're paying.
*walks away*
That's it, thanks 4 reading.