How about a nice cup of go fuck yourself???
Another AWFULly Funny Joke So.. You know windmills? I'm a big fan...
Vegetarians Hey vegetarian friends! Just remember, my food poops on your food! Enjoy that salad now!
It's The Small Things I wish I was friends with a midget, so that when I introduced him I could say "Say hello to my little friend!'
What's The Officer Problem Turns out, when an officer asks you why you're not wearing your seatbelt when you're driving, pretending to have arms like a T-Rex is only hilarious to you....
Those Awkward Moments Stop, drop and roll isn't just an effective fire safety tip.. It's also an interesting way to get out of those boring conversations..
