Date bomber. A date bomber:- a person who mingles their way into a conversation whilst you are on a first date. (Person is usually known to one of the two dating, but not always the case could be a random stranger.). The objective of the date bomber is to ask both parties questions about themselves. Thus rendering conversation to a nil when date bomber has left, creating an awkward silence for the reg of the date. Would like to thank the stranger who date bombed my first date with someone in ages. I truly think you are a dick.

Day 1 If I were to merely tell you the facts it would bore you to the brink of insanity. Day 1 is no different to days 2, 4, 5 and 6. If days 3 and 7 were the same I would be very worried. Einstein:- insanity: doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result.

Blackout This is all I remember.

Time Waster You ain't ever gonna be mine. Running after me. Chasing me. Calling me. Messaging me. Writing me. You ain't ever gonna be mine.

Vile. Saturday night out with friends is the usual. Saturday night out pull a stranger is the usual. Saturday night out have below standard sloppy sex again this is usual. Saturday night in with a friend dull and boring rarely done. Saturday night in had a glass or two and get a knock on the door a friends with benefits also not out. Saturday night in good sex and plenty of it. Sunday day with friend discussing the sex had by both of us with different people, normal. Friends should know the line. Didn't need to of the cum that seeped out the morning when sat on the toilet. As you did not need to know of the fact they caught my eye with theirs. Vile. But funny. Funny till getting a text tasting "I think my fanny is broke", in which I replied " there are plenty of seats on the train, yet I have to stand as it hurts to sit".